A teddy bear gets a job on a building site and is happily breaking up tarmac with his pickaxe. He goes for his tea break, but, when he returns, his pickaxe is missing. He reports it to the foreman, but the foreman just smiles and says . . . . (ready?) . . . . "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked."
Absolutely. Happy Talk Like A Pirate day to you Capt'n. Arrrrgggh!
ReplyDeleteDunno how I missed this one, but happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you.
ReplyDeleteLike the plank/dog joke!
The joke's designed to make you say arggh!
DeleteA teddy bear gets a job on a building site and is happily breaking up tarmac with his pickaxe. He goes for his tea break, but, when he returns, his pickaxe is missing. He reports it to the foreman, but the foreman just smiles and says . . . . (ready?) . . . . "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked."
DeleteTHAT's a joke to make you go AAAAARRRRRGH!
URRRRRRRRRRGH!
DeleteArrgh me matey. Hoist the sails and set about to fair seas.
ReplyDeleteThe eyeliner was that Depp fellows fault. Hardly manly in my books.