Thursday, 19 September 2013

It Be That Time of the Year Again Maties!

When I was a kid, I was made to walk the plank...

...well, we couldn't afford a dog!

Is it just me, or has dressing up as a pirate been spoilt by prats in eye-liner?  Yarrgh!


  1. Absolutely. Happy Talk Like A Pirate day to you Capt'n. Arrrrgggh!

  2. Dunno how I missed this one, but happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you.

    Like the plank/dog joke!

    1. The joke's designed to make you say arggh!

    2. A teddy bear gets a job on a building site and is happily breaking up tarmac with his pickaxe. He goes for his tea break, but, when he returns, his pickaxe is missing. He reports it to the foreman, but the foreman just smiles and says . . . . (ready?) . . . . "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked."

      THAT's a joke to make you go AAAAARRRRRGH!

  3. Arrgh me matey. Hoist the sails and set about to fair seas.

    The eyeliner was that Depp fellows fault. Hardly manly in my books.


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